The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

Chicago Cubs’ pitcher Carlos Zambrano has been ordered to strengthen his stomach muscles. Because it takes a strong stomach to root for the Cubs.Memphis Grizzlies guard O.J. Mayo owes $150,000 for custom jewelry. Well, he certainly didn’t win any of it.After getting hit in the head by a pitch, New York Mets star David Wright could be out for the year. Doctors knew his head was really damaged when he asked if that included the playoffs.The Mets are in no hurry to retire Mike Piazza’s number. Because they plan on signing him.And Quentin Richardson has been traded for the fourth time this off-season. One to get away from the Knicks, and the other three to get rid of the aftertaste.For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit

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