The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

Big news: Brett Favre finally made the decision to stay retired. This week.Stephon Marbury said he recently saw Jesus in his shower. Apparently, Jesus appeared to tell Marbury he’s insane.Jessica Simpson plans to release a new fragrance inspired by Tony Romo. It’s called, “disappointment.”Yankees pitcher Chien-ming Wang is scheduled to undergo season-ending surgery on his right shoulder. As every man knows, there’s nothing worse than having a useless Wang.And Reggie Bush broke up with Kim Kardashian due to her constant need to be in the spotlight. At least that’s what she said at her press conference.For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit <a href=”” target=”_blank”></a>

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