The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So) 7/1

The Buffalo Bills said they’re in no hurry to add games in Toronto. Because it takes forever to get Terrell Owens’ ego through customs.Evander Holyfield is facing foreclosure again, after defaulting on an $11 million loan. That’s $1 million for each illegitimate child.Some Indy Car drivers are actually apologizing for their boring race at Richmond. In a related story, some golfers are apologizing for everything.Former Dodgers pitcher Darren Dreifort underwent his 22nd surgery. The only person in baseball who’s been poked and prodded more is Alyssa Milano.And the NFL plans to launch a new line of extra, extra large t-shirts. Or, as most NFL fans call them, shirts.For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit

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