The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

Jessica Simpson has a new fragrance that she claims is inspired by boyfriend Tony Romo. The fragrance starts out smelling great but fades quickly.Iowa offensive lineman Kyle Calloway has been arrested and charged with operating a moped while intoxicated. On the positive side, he did set a new record for the slowest police chase ever.The Washington Wizards have inquired about Larry Hughes and Jared Jeffries. Mainly to see if they were still alive.And Vin Baker has signed with Marinos de Anzoategui of Puerto Rico. It’s unclear whether that’s a basketball team or a tapas restaurant. We suggest they sign Oliver Miller, as he’s the only basketball player fat enough to get their whole name on his jersey.For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit <a href=”” target=”_blank”></a>

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