The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

Phillies left fielder Raul Ibanez is on the 15-day DL. So the Mets have made an offer.A congressional committee will look into Sammy Sosa’s denial that he used steroids. Because the economy is doing great.Chicago wants to host the Olympics in 2016. Because they’re tired of the Cubs being the only amateurs in town. The city has already offered Steve Bartman a front row seats to the javelin event.And the Minnesota Timberwolves have fired Kevin McHale, telling him they plan to go in a different direction. Which, at this point, would be “up.”For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit <a href=”” target=”_blank”></a>

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