The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

Brett Favre has expressed more interest in joining the Minnesota Vikings. He didn’t say he wants to play for them. He just wants to go on one of their boat trips.If the Sammy Sosa steroid accusations are proven true, the Cubs will have to forfeit all their championships. Wait a minute . . .Soccer star Ronaldo hooked up with Paris Hilton at a Hollywood nightclub. It’s very easy to score when there’s no opposition.Manny Acta has said he’s not worried about losing his job with the Nationals. He’s also not worried about other wonderful things that could happen to him.And the Red Sox tried to trade pitcher Brad Penny before discovering the market for his services was virtually non-existent. The only thing worth less than Brad Penny is an actual penny.For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit <a href=”” target=”_blank”></a>

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