The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

Florida State beat Ohio State in their baseball regional 37-6. The good news for the Buckeyes is they’re clearly not taking steroids.LeBron James has said he’s happy in Cleveland. Granted, he’s spent most of his life in Akron, so Cleveland is actually a step up.Carlos Boozer is telling confidants that he’s either going to the Detroit Pistons or the New Jersey Nets. Which explains why he’s been so mopey.Los Angeles Lakers point guard Shannon Brown is being sued for an alleged sex-related incident by a woman in Colorado. Maybe Kobe is a team leader after all.And so many New York Mets are hurt, they could field an entire squad of injured players. Which would still beat the Washington Nationals.For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit minuteorso.com

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