The National Lampoon Sports Minute (Or So)

The Lakers beat the Rockets by 40 points. It was so embarrassing, Ron Artest elbowed himself in the throat.The odds of Ryan Zimmerman extending his hitting streak to 56 games are 0.09 percent. Sadly, that’s still 0.06 percent higher than Washington’s winning percentage. Forget Zimmerman’s streak – we’re just impressed the Nationals have gotten a hit in every game.Brett Favre has reportedly been sending x-rays to the Minnesota Vikings. It seems like an unnecessary gesture since everyone can already see right through him.And Boston Celtics forward Glen Davis has apologized for bumping a 12-year-old boy while celebrating his game-winning shot against the Magic. The kid is just lucky he didn’t eat him.For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit <a href=”minuteorso.com” target=”_blank”>minuteorso.com</a>

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