National Lampoon Radio Sports Minute (Or So)

Brett Favre is currently working out with a high school team in Mississippi. We recommend the Detroit Lions do the same.Former Boston infielder Lou Merloni recently told reporters that the Red Sox taught players how to use steroids. Judging by his 14 career home runs, Merloni must have a learning disability.Former world cycling champion Tom Boonen has been fined by his team after testing positive for cocaine. Officials first became suspicious after noticing Boonen passing cars on the highway. On foot.New York Yankee officials are keeping an eye on the effects of wind in regards to homerun totals at the stadium. They’ve already tried to reduce it by making sure the turn styles aren’t spinning.And P.J. Carlesimo has announced he wants to coach in the NBA next season. He should coach the Detroit Pistons, since they choke, too.For more of the Sports Minute (Or So), visit <a href=”” target=”_blank”></a>

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